parts of the body

arm
back
ears
eyes
face
feet
fingers
foot
hair
hands
head
knees
legs
mouth
neck
nose
shoulders
skin
stomach
teeth
thumbs
toes
tongue
tooth

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chapeuzinho vermelho 1

chapeuzinho vermelho

Questionaire kkkkkkkkkk

For the next question try not to be so dim.

2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again.

Think about it...
How can you overtake the person who is last? If you're behind them, they can't be last.You would have been last.

It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.
Anyway, here's another question to try. Don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember, your replies must be instantaneous.



3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
Plus 1000. And plus 10.
What is the total?


Answer: 5000?
Wrong again!



The correct answer is 4100.
Try again with good calculator.



Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the last question right...



4: Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ?

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly... you'll find the answer below..







Answer: Chuchu?
WRONG!

It's obviously Marie!
Read the question properly.




You are clearly the weakest link.
Now challenge your friends!

that's the answer! kkkkkk

Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,
you're wrong!

You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore you are now in second place.

hard or easy question?

1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?

Joke

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend! Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....

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Answer : Tea please
Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer : Ceylon tea
Question : How would you like it? Black or white?
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Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk
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